I, Octavia cover: a triptych of blue sea creatures and a red-bearded man, with the title I, Octavia by Jeff B White

Standalone · Fairy tale retelling

I, Octavia

A Sea Witch Story

Not your daughter. Not your fairy tale.

The true story about the fishy brat who gave up her voice for some legs — told by the true victim, the Sea Witch.

Octavia survived banishment to the crushing depths of the Trench by carving away the merman she was expected to be. She's managed to build a life for herself where she is genuinely happy and able to give back to those less fortunate than her. And what does she get for it? Deadnamed by her brother-in-law and blackmailed by her trashy niece.

She gives her niece legs in exchange for her voice so that the stupid girl can go to the surface and try to bag a prince. But the girl's beauty was a trick played by the distortion of water. She ended up a drooling mute with bad hair and trollop vibes.

So Octavia says goodbye to her hips and watches her own breasts fade as she stuffs herself into a man-shaped suit and heads to the surface to help the helpless. But the Prince is a Queen, so to speak, and he has other plans.

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For mature readers

Camp, drag, sexual content, foul language, and fairy-tale filth. Not a children's mermaid story.

Based on Andersen's The Little Mermaid, this campy and irreverent fairy tale retelling pays homage to John Waters and the late Harris Glenn Milstead with a girthy celebration of drag and filth that is not the fish story that you know.

I, Octavia will be published under the imprint Colors of White Publications and will be available for purchase exclusively through this website later this year. Pre-orders are available now and the release date will be announced after the first 100 preorders have been requested.